WARNING!

ATTENTION! Parents, newlyweds, young mothers-to-be: the names you see on this page are danger names! Yes, danger names! Saddle your bouncy baby boy with one of these, and YOU WILL SCAR HIM FOR LIFE! He will be teased, teased, teased. At the very least, people will forever be asking YOU what the hell were you thinking??? And more than likely he will be cursed. And cursed at!! Then 30 years later he'll go postal. It's true - we kid you not!

okay, I'm convinced!
[ show me the GIRLS' names! ]

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A

abomino
acme
aerosol
alabaster
alfalf
america
ampersam
angelface
ankle
annabill
archipelago
arfie
arg
arid
arsenic
arson
associate

B

babs
babyloff
backdoor
bagpipe
bagster
baldo
ballast
balsam
bang
banger
barfie
barfight
barfly
barfo
barfolomew
barnacle
barnyard
barthoid
beaner
beano
beedy
bellboy
belton
ben-hur
binky
blad
bladder
bland
blanket
blarn
blasphemy
blastard
blastoff
blazer
bleat
blinkard
blob
blobb
blobby
blowjohn
bludgeon
blueface
bluenose
bluff
bluffo
blunt
blurt
blush
bobo
bogus
bookem-danno
bootlick
borderline
boy-golly
boygosh
boyle
brain
brainless
brillo
brimstone
broadside
broccoli
broncoli
broot
brouhaha
bruicey
bruticus
brutus
bubbles
bucket
bucky
budge
budgie
buggy
bummy
bumps
bunk
bunny
burden
burpy
butane
butt

C

calk
camaro
caramel
carkey
carnage
carpoolio
cartridge
cashew
castrato
castro
caw
cawk
chancre
chi-chi
choo-choo
chug
chunk
cinch
cindareller
clap-happy
claybrain
clayface
clefty
cleopatrick
clinch
clod
clot
conifer
coniver
crabs
crapper
crappo
cricket
crispy
crumb
crunt
cupid
cuss
cusser

D

dad
daisy
damage
damnage
dangle
dank
dastard
denero
derelict
dog
doily
doltan
dolton
dorkus
dozer
dozy
drac
draftdodge
drano
drywall
dullard
dumpster
dumpy
dunkard

E

early
earwig
elk
el Syd
el Sieve
elton-john
enroid
epsilon
errand
esso
esteamio
exxon

F

fandango
fartacus
fellatio
fifi
finky
flem
flimsy
flinch
flippy
folio
foolio
funbone
funk
fuse

G

gadzooks
gargle
gearshaft
george-boy
germ
girdley
glandular
glovely
gohome
golly
gomer
goner
goober
goodbar
goodgod
goodyear
goose
gore
gortex
gory
gosh
greed
grossomodo
grouse
grunt
guffaw
gulch
gush
gutless
guygirl
guygoyle

H

hairless
hambone
hamroid
hanky
harley-david
headphone
heck
hemroid
hemroy
hijack
him
hindsight
hitme
hocker
homeboy
homeless
homophile
homophobe
hondo
hoot
hubris
humper
hurl
hymen

I

ick
icky
imbroglio
imp
inch
inert
invalidor
irk

J

jackal
jack-all
jackboot
jackenjill
jacknife
jacknose
jackoff
jackswill
jaws
jaycloth
jiffy
jilt
jimp
jimpy
jippy
john-elton
johnjohn
johnifer
joky
judas
junkett

K

kennel
kennen-barbie
kickdrum
kickme
kidd
kiki
kingclap
kirky
klezmer

L

laborious
lambast
lard
lardy
lardylardlard
larynx
lawless
leach
leech
leotard
letterhead
liberace
lint
lip
lippy
lips
lipsync
lithpy
litmus
little-man
lou-ella
lord-almighty
lube
luckdown
lug
lumbar
lunge
lungs
lurch
lynch

M

machine-head
madonald
madonn
maggot
malarkey
malarky
malform
malfunc
maniac
manic
manly
mauler
medley
middlename
miladdy
minervous
minervus
mink
minty
moe-ron
mole
mollar
mongroid
much
mud
mudd
murdo
musty
mygawd
mygoth

N

nadir
nickname
nobo
nobody
noggin
nonjohn
nonsuch
normal
nosferatu

O

oak
oaktree
oh-boy
ogoth
oink
omygawd
oops
ophelio
oregano
oxo

P

pager
pawn
peach
peculio
peghead
pegleg
pepto
petesake
petrol
pewter
phys-ed
piston
pith
plague
plank
portfolio
probosco
promo
proto
proton
pubert
pustard

Q

quaint
quart
quasimodo
quasimondo
quench
quickums
quitter

R

racknose
ramrod
ranch
rancid
rank
ransack
rapunzo
rattle
raunch
ravioli
reckless
rectum
reef
reefer
retch
rickets
rim
rimmy
rivet
rose
rosy
rubba
ruckus
rugbert

S

scumbuck
schnaws
schnoz
scratch
scud
shab
shag
shank
shed
sheer
shifty
shimmy
shivers
shlem
shlep
shlim
shnappy
shoeshine
shylack
shylock
shylook
shylurk
sieve
sigh
silicon
singe
singsing
skank
skunk
slackie
slang
slick
slinkard
slippy
slug
sluggo
sluice
slurp
smegmo
smidge
smidgeon
smidgin
smithereen
smoov
smudge
snapper
sniffles
sniffy
snuff
sorry
spitfire
sport
spot
spotty
squirrelle
stench
steve-ann
steve-anne
stolen
sucker
sue
sugar
summary
supremo

T

thermos
theses
thesis
thong
thorax
thorn
throwback
thumb
thyroid
tick
tomboy
tom-dick
tom-dick-harry
tom-dicken-harry
tool
torso
trigger
turpentine
typo

U

ugh
ulcer
uncle
urge
urgent

V

vain
vanjealous
vanjelly
varnish
varsol
velcro
velour
veneer
verb
vermin
vermooth
vestigial
vincible
virginio

W

wallwart
wallymart
wart
winch
woof
worm
wretch
wuss
wuzzle

X

xerox

Y

yeah
yech
yeeks
yeesh
yikes

Z

zebro
zero
zilch
zip
zodiac
zonk
zorro
zoso