WARNING!

Ô Innocent young mothers-to-be: if you come across these words in a book - BEWARE! They may look like cute, suitable names for your new baby daughter, but they're not! Many of these words are reserved by the English language, others are derived from questionable etymological sources, and most of them sound just plain ugly. But all of them are inappropriate for use as names, and you should avoid using them at all costs! If you christen your beautiful little baby girl with one of these, she'll never know true happiness or fulfillment, and will likely turn out to be a "loose woman", or worse yet an artist! She may even become left-handed!

now I'm really scared!!
[ show me the BOYS' names! ]

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fornica
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fredde
frederette
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fridget
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funketina
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gadget
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gala
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gardenia
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gargoil
gargoyla
garrie
gazelda
gazelle
gazunta
geezelda
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kennel #5
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mula
multimedia
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nafta
napoleona
napolianne
napoliette
narcissa
nausea
necrophilia
nerdine
neurosa
neurotica
nicotina
nirvana
nookie
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orsonya
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phonicia
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proxy
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roulette
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salamanda
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salami
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sardeen
sardina
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sardinia
saskatchewa
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schizophrenia
scoobette
scoreface
seducia
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smeg
smegma
smegolina
smeltana
smithereen
sofa
sofette
sordida
sorry
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specula
spitoona
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stamina
stevette
stigmata
stomique
stovette
strumpette
subpoena
sufferette
suffrina
supperetta
sushi
suspicia

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tabby
tahoma
tambourine
tammy-bruce
tapioca
tarantula
tardeen
terribelle
terrifina
tickly
tonsella
thonga
thorna
tibia
tilde
tinselle
toga
tomboy
tonsella
toola
torrid
tortilla
toupée
tragedy
tragedy-ann
tragica
trampoline
trauma
trigonometry
trinket
tumblelina
tuna
tylanelle
tylenola

U

ubetcha
ultra
umbilica
umbrella
uretha
urethra
urina
usurpa
uvula

V

vadge
vaj
vamoosa
vasoline
vasolynn
vegetette
velcra
velveeta
velveteena
velvette
vendetta
veranda
vericosa
verywella
viagra
vinaigrette
vindicta
violenza
vodka
volumptua
voluptua
vulgra
vulva
vulvana

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walmarta
wanna
wenchy
widget
wigglemina
willianne
winda
wogirl
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