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Watch Abdoman turn his stomach into an invincible shield, to protect the helpless and the innocent.
His secret weak spot? Unendurable gas pains!
Incapable of committing violence, Angelman must beat evildoers by
watching over them, and doing them a good turn.
In order to protect his secret identity, Corey Crawley must act like
any lazy unionized
the extra
Join us as Cubicle Man! tries to discover who among this week's co-workers is
the notorious B. Borius Boddillnekker in disguise!
Cubicle Man! ...because Crime takes no
Who's that mysterious unshaven man in the long black shabby coat?
And why is he always vomiting at the scene of the crime?
For as long as anyone could remember, Limpy was just your typical average
sitting vigil in the park with a
But something inside Limpy changed on the fateful day when he
unknowingly ate that radiaoactive burger: Limpy became a clairvoyant to crime.
Now his body is regularly invaded by sickening waves of nausea which
dissipate only as he searches out and approaches the impending murder scene.
But will he again be too late to stop yet another act of evil?
Dragonbreath - forgotten Knight of the Round Table!
Witness valiant Dragonbreath (who never married) as he vanquishes
his foes simply by exhaling on them:
"Hey Dragonbreath, thy breath is mightier than thy sword!
"That's Sir Dragonbreath to thee, thou brackish, sootty,
"Ayieeee-e-e!!!!!!!!!! No-o-o-o-o....!!!"
Never cross a man with terminal halitosis.
How come there have never been any bearded superheroes, huh? Well, until now that is.
Grizzle can pull things out of his beard at a moment's notice:
weapons and projectiles, and of course, his skin-tight uniform.
Well okay, the phrase already existed, so it was only
a matter of time before a superhero popped up with that name.
Ladies' Man! He's sleek! He's dashing! He wears jet-black hair and a jet-black tux! And his cologne
absolutely reaks of $$$ money and Adventure! Just the thing to pull the ladies in.
Now all we gotta do is figure out what his superpowers are.
Metropol can change into an entire city all at once: buildings, streets, people, you name it.
There must be a use for this.
Armed only with his lip, Naysayer drives his
frustration by just standing there and negating everything they say.
Step into the exciting world of ledgers, waybills, and
Acting through the long arm of the law, Repossessor vanquishes
by recalling all their personal belongings. Uses a wide network of movers.
I can't even bring myself to describe this one.
So annoying, so egregious, so loud, you really wanna hit him.
But you can't, cuz he's a good guy.
Now what could be more exciting or exacting?
This guy can kiss his own testicles. Now wouldn't YOU be afraid of a guy like that?
He's just a piece of something. Nobody knows what.
A guy who looks like a fallen tree.
Acts like he's an expert on anything. His secret weapon? He might be.
That's all he does is spin. But he spins really fast. I don't know what happens after that.
This guy is like the swiss-army knife of superheroes, turning
his entire body into a giant corkscrew, or a spoon,
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Does he really exist? Nobody knows for sure...
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A cult favourite among existentialists: trapped in the gritty 1960s flux of
a heraclitean universe, Adam Everyman is forever becoming.
His enemies die of embarassment as they watch Wiggleman twist around them,
moving his hips in ways that no man should move.
