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B. Borius Boddillnekker - Master of Disguise and Cubicle Man!'s evil arch-enemy!
Bottleneck applies for jobs under false credentials and crafty disguises; once hired,
he uses his Atomic Funneller to stop production cold and sabotage The American Way!

Drives his victims totally insane by inducing sudden unbearable and uncontrollable
intermodulation-distortion (IMD) in everything they hear - even silence becomes
an unrelenting cacaphony.

Many people remember Distortio as the brilliant psycho-acoustics theorist, Basil R. Membrain.
But years of subjecting himself to repetitive, coma-inducing test-tones
caused his slow descent into evil madness and degenerate ways.

Now he's hellbent on reducing the entire planet to a complete aural junkyard!
Distortio can induce IMD simply by intoning his terrifying high-pitched whine;
at a distance, he achieves the same by calling unsuspecting victims on his infamous "cacaphone".
If you hear the phone ring, don't answer it! It could be Distortio!

Meet Belgian expatriate Doctor Xavier Mongrèle, a sort of modern-day Dr Moreau.
However, this mad-scientist doesn't just assemble "manimals" - no.
Modern genetics has advanced to the point where inanimate objects can be grafted onto live victims!
You wake up to Dr. Strangebreed's insane cackling, and find yourself
strapped to a table. As he brings the mirror closer into view,
you discover with mounting horror that your nose is now a spatula.

Lone escapee from a race of wild subterranean beings where everyone
looks and acts like a Basil Wolverton cartoon. What could be more terrifying?

Hey look! There's a telephone pole walking down the street, smashing everything in its path like a battering ram...
Oh no, run!! That's no phone pole - it's ERECTO !!!!!!!!!

Kingpin of the Underworld. Extortio preys on common people like you and me: cabbies,
small-time businessmen, and the like.

Cheapens everybody's life by means of evil vaudeville routines and slapstick violence.
Wears loud striped jackets and a porkpie hat, and is an expert at throwing rubber fish -
(this is also his calling-card, which he leaves at the scene of the crime).
Also changes identity every fifteen minutes.

Dark, liquid rivulets of undefinable putrescence. His presence is signaled by the sound of a slow, quiet trickling...
And then suddenly you realize that something smells bad.
Don't go into that alleyway!

Okay, he's not really a supervillain. Just some jerk I see on the street every day.
Ya know I wish some superhero would come along and just knock his brains out!
People like that should be gotten rid of anyway. Idiot.

Littleman Meek - comicdom's very first anti-villain!
Meek doesn't actually do anything: he just sits around waiting to inherit... The Earth!
Each action-packed issue introduces yet another round of let-downs,
disappointments, and blazing non-events!
Join us as he plots to... wait yet again!!!

Is a social menace by forever attempting to... well, you know.

Wiggleman's evil twin brother Hugo.
Everything was fine between the two athletic dancers, until that fateful night
at the high-school prom: when Hugo earned second-place next to... his brother Gene!
As the years of sibling hatred grew, Hugo's face became permanently twisted into
a hideous mask of rage and jealousy. See SUPERHEROES.

Sort of like a cross between Nijinsky and that walking cadaver in Dr. Caligari.